Even Stranger
My owners kidnapped me. I had a really happy life with some unemployed drunks in Leeds City Centre, until a couple of crazy lesbians enticed me into there car and took me to London.

Spaz (King Charles Spaniel Cross - 6 years young ;))

Crazy Owner.
I have two owners, Kath and Dave. Every morning they take me to the park, and tell me to take a shit. They stare at me until I finish, then they scoop it all up in a bag. Has anyone else experienced this odd behavior in their owners, and can anyone tell me if it's normal.